theCHIVE

Shown for US

• Monthly — $6.99/month
• Monthly — $69.99/year ($5.83/mo)
• Support — $4.99

Last verified 5 Sep 2026

Shown for US

4.6 167895 ratings · App Store

1. 5/5The Old Chive is gone... and it’s sad.

   As a long time Chiver, I have bought hundreds of dollars worth of Chive merchandise, donated plenty to their charities, enjoying their website for many years, and was thrilled when the first app appeared. I have always enjoyed the content... funny and uplifting threads, cat Saturday (where’d that go?), cute girls, interesting knowledge, comical gifs, interesting talent, and a general collection of everything you want to see online without all the crap and politics. Changes and updates to the app made some versions tough, but the Chive always redeemed themselves with fixes and better content. Until now. Every update is greeted with more ads, more merchandising, and so many more crashes... all with less true Chive content. And their only solution is to sell me an overpriced subscription that includes a coin, fewer ads, and random discounts from their store... golly gee, mister, wow that’s awesome.... I’m quite sad this will be the last month I’ll suffer through the frustration, as I feel the Chive served me greatly through the years and has ultimately let me down. As I delete the app, I can’t help but wonder if those two brothers even care anymore.

   "M" Professor · 5 Sep 2026

2. 4/5You have failed us...

   John...Mac...and the rest of the guys and ladies that power the Chive machine, you have failed us. I personally chose the Chive back in 2013 so that I could have a positive perspective on the goings on around the world. I was turned on to you guys by a fellow medic and it was an immediate love. I have seen your move to Austin and was filled with the warm feels when I see what is being done for my fellow vets and also those who are in need. But you have FAILED US. You stood tall when there needed to be a voice for net neutrality as well as the blue grinch known as Facebook...BUT YOU HAVE FAILED US. We, the Chive Nation, use your app as a get away or as a substitute for social media, we come to you to get away from the constant bombardment from ads and the mainstream chase of the almighty dollar. With the app in its current iteration, I can’t even sit for longer than two minutes without have to cut off intrusive ads. There has to be a better way. PLEEEEASE for the love of all that is holy...cut it out. Get back to what made you the Chris Farley’s of this world, and quit using us, the Chivers and Chivettes as your ad guinea pigs.

   NCChiver28655 · 5 Sep 2026

3. 1/5Probably the worst app in the world

   They literally punish you with the whole “Probably the best app in the world” tag line on the screen every time you go back to the old well and try to enjoy ya some Chive. Nobody will argue that the content and the people are anything but awesome. But the complete failure to even muster a half hearted effort at providing an app that even works at a mediocre level is astonishing. You can google it yourself and see nothing but an avalanche of complaints and comments from almost every person on the planet who has used the app and it’s an utter dumpster fire. It never works. Can’t open images or gifs. Crashes almost every time. It literally is almost self-defeating to even try to open it. You just want some DAR or memes or some crap and somehow you find yourself angry, disappointed, and borderline enraged by the time you’ve reloaded the app 4 times to try to see the freakin pics on a juicy thread or post. Save yourself the agony and just bookmark the Safari link to the Chive online. Trust me you’ll be thankful. Or if you are the kind of person that loves standing in line to find out they sold the last item to the person in front of you, or arriving at your favorite restaurant to find out they are closed that day, or opening up your one present on Christmas morning to find it is an empty box and a cruel joke.....well, then download the app and you’ll be repeatedly abused.

   Destinbound🌴 · 5 Sep 2026

4. 2/5The Best Content Out There, But...

   Please don’t get me wrong, because I love the Chive, the content they provide, what they stand for, and for all they do in providing to people and communities in need. However, the app itself does not work the best for me. It’s constantly being bogged down or freezes completely to the point where I often need to restart it, or just can’t use it period. Also, “pop-up ads” constantly cause the App Store to open on my phone, which I can not get to stop myself but rather have to let it run its course and hopefully be able to run the Chive app hours later. I’m not sure if it’s an issue with my phone (iPhone 6) or the ads they allow to run in their app. But, seeing as how I have other apps that do not have this issue I don’t think it’s my phone. For the reasons above though, I’ve decided to delete the app from my phone and plan on just viewing their web page on my down time. It’s too frustrating to be in an app where ads work phenomenally, but you can barely view the actual content the app was intended for. I mean this as constructive criticism because, as I said, I love the Chive. I hope that this review gets to them and they consider it wholeheartedly because I’m going to miss it on my phone. But, I’ll be enjoying their posts on Instagram and on their website from here on out.

   outskurtz · 5 Sep 2026

5. 1/5This app Changes lives.

   I was willing to overlook the constant barrage of ads. I could have liked it despite constantly crashing. But this app should be arrested for battery abuse. A story..... I used the chive app to kill time waiting for an Uber. Started with 85% battery. 5 min later my phone died! Missed the uber. Had to walk to dinner to meet my fiancé, but was too late. She broke off the engagement (via text) because she thought I ghosted her. I didnt get the messages so when I went back to our apt, my stuff was on the curb, with the most valuable possessions and my phone charger already being stolen. Tried to check in to a hotel, but our joint credit cards were cancelled and I couldt call the bank to explain what happened. Tried to use the bathroom at a starbucks, but its only for paying customers. Tried to buy a coffee because, lets face it, this was going to be a long night, but my phone was dead. Couldn't use apple pay. I pooped my pants and was shooed away. As I sat in my pooped filled pants on a park bench without my coffee, I fell asleep. I overslept for work because the alarm on my dead phone didnt go off. After showing up late, I was fired because my boss suspected I was on drugs, being that I was late, in yesterdays clothes and had pooped myself. Now Im homeless, jobless, broke, my fiancé left me and I’ve pooped myself all because I wanted to look at things that bounce when I was bored. I had to write this review on a computer in the public library to warn other of the dangers of this app. 1 star. Do not recommend.

   windy saiks · 5 Sep 2026

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