The Babylon Bee

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Last verified 30 Aug 2026

4.9 62512 ratings · App Store

1. 5/5Always a day brightener

   I’ve enjoyed the Babylon Bee for a couple of years now. I usually read it after I read the regular newspaper. Help me get over the gloom and doom or what I’ve been reading and see humor in the ridiculousness of politics. I also often learn about something going on when I read a story I don’t understand and then check with regular news sources. The irony is that so often Babylon Bee article really is not that far off from the actual event. In other words, sometimes the writers don’t have to work too hard at writing satire. I recommended this too many of my friends and we often share articles, etc. in order to brighten each other’s days.

   MBaonator · 30 Aug 2026

2. 2/5Great, when it’s working...

   This app used to work, weeks ago. That said, at that point, there were inappropriate ads showing almost constantly — manga/anime characters making out, ads for ‘hot Arab women.’ I’d report them to Google, then get shown the same things over and over again. Within the last few weeks, first the favorites stopped working, then none of the articles would load. I have 100% WiFi and did try it on data. But it just won’t work. I contacted the developer and answered their questions. I hoped that this new update would solve the problem, but it’s worse than before. I can use the website on my browser of my phone. It’s just less convenient. Two stars because the content is great when it works. Minus three because it just doesn’t work anymore and the ads are so inappropriate. (I’m an adult, but I don’t want to see characters making out or half naked people. Show me ads for shoes or a barbecue — something inoffensive I can use.)

   sky_blue02 · 30 Aug 2026

3. 5/5Great app, and you should become a Subscriber!

   I have been a paying Subscriber to The Babylon Bee’s website since December (so around 4 months at this point). This app is great. They have a lot of nice content just for the Subscribers making it definitely worth the subscription. Even if you don’t pay to subscribe, the app offers access to their podcast, the headlines (all the way back to 2016 when the site began), and a search function to find specific topics of the articles. Also I will say if you just see the Headlines on social media (or their site, or in the app), you’re definitely missing out on their true brilliance, as almost every Headline has a great satirical news story written. Well worth the time to read each article! Their podcast is great too, and from the app you can adjust the speed, so if you’re like me and prefer to listen to podcasts at increased speed, you can! If you’re a paying subscriber, you will also have access to additional material in the podcast which is right here in the app. Download today! 😄👍 PS “I really miss Adam Ford” 😉

   ZombieFarmGameFan · 30 Aug 2026

4. 5/5I once was lost, but then the Bee found me.

   Wandering the desert of CNN, Fox News, and the National Inquirer, I stumbled upon Babylon. That is, the Babylon Bee. Let’s get one thing straight: They ONLY speak facts. That’s all. Nothing is made up. Sure, the New York Times sometimes gets it right, but when compared to the reliable sources at the Bee, they might as well go back to their day jobs protesting the election four years ago and blasting stay-at-home moms for serving their family. What makes the Bee stand out, you say? One word: Truth. Justice. America. Okay that was three. But if the Trinity of Father, Son, and Holy Spirit are one, why not those three words? They’re synonymous. Just do yourself a favor and download the app. You won’t regret it.

   SMBrian · 30 Aug 2026

5. 5/5Finally, I don’t have to stumble around in the unlit alleyways of mainstream info spitters

   I used to feel insecure. What if life is a lie? What if everything I’ve heard is not a statement of correctness?! What if the new iRoomba vacuum is actually a spy for QJPNZ? I used to pour orange juice on the floor hoping to secure my mind. In my past life I poured cold brew off my apartment balcony hoping to calm myself. No more. I found the Bee of the Shadow of Life. The Bee has buzzed my mind and now I see clearly. I refuse to listen to my parents, pastors, and employer, all of which are fakes. I would recommend this app to anyone with depression, diabetes, dementia, demodicilidosis, dirofilariasis, etc. Thank you to the Babylon Bee of buzzing beauty and big breathtaking broadcasts

   the hoarder · 30 Aug 2026

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