Minga

Shown for US

• Free

Last verified 31 Jul 2026

Shown for US

3.0 7651 ratings · App Store

1. 1/5This app caused me and my girlfriend to get chlamydia

   I have a condition that makes me constantly constipated. This means when nature calls it takes me 15 to 30 minutes to answer. One day in class, the bird’s song from my abdomen was so beautiful, the entire class was tearing up. My compsci teacher even had to ask me to leave just so they could recuperate from the music. I rushed to relieve myself, but Mr. Honkle, the assistant principal of Allen High School in Allen, Texas, took a break from harassing children for feet pics in order to ensure my compliance with the Minga Pass policy. I agreed to fill out the pass, blessing him with the scent of chocolate as I did so. Entranced by the elegance of the moment, he followed me to the lavatory. Before I realized my time was up, yet not a drop of my espresso was in the bowl. In my hurry to leave, a wave of my Nutella spilled on the ground. I swooned onto the floor as my body was drenched in coffee. “Excuse me, young man, but your pass is up. 6 months of ISS for you-“ the unsuspecting toe licker, Racist Honkle of Allen High School in Allen, Texas proclaimed as he, too, joined me in my liquid dance. Long story short we got chlamydia and so did the rest of my family and my girlfriend’s family. /s

   Sighsighsighhhh · 31 Jul 2026

2. 1/5Laggy Software

   Minga, unfortunately, falls short of expectations, primarily due to its glaring issue of slow menu times. Navigating through the app becomes an exercise in patience, as every interaction is marred by frustrating delays. The laggy interface not only detracts from the overall user experience but also raises concerns about the app's optimization. From opening the menu to accessing various features, each step feels like a waiting game. This sluggishness significantly hampers the app's efficiency, making even simple tasks unnecessarily time-consuming. It's disheartening that such a fundamental aspect of user interaction, like swift and responsive menu navigation, has not been adequately addressed. In an era where seamless and fast app experiences are the norm, Minga's performance in this regard is disappointing. Users expect apps to keep up with their pace, and the persistent slowdowns in Minga make it difficult to overlook this critical flaw. Until the issue of slow menu times is addressed and improved, Minga remains a frustrating choice for those seeking efficiency and responsiveness in their mobile applications.

   Small D Randy · 31 Jul 2026

3. 1/5THEY GOT ME

   I eated the skool lunch and it hurt my stomak but i couldnt make a pass in time bc the explosive diarrhea was coming so mid dook the minga police ripped me off the toilet and hit me in the head with a gyatt and i blacked out woke up in a skibidi jeep driving on an edge streak almost hit some skibidi llamas wearing ur moms parka then blacked out again woke up in a shoe factory making 2 cents a day listening to skibidi toilet 67 on repeat while my chromebook slowly eated my soul somewhere inbetween a rizz gyatt gived me a cursed hall pass that said 6-7 minutes and a beta male stole my lunch leaving a small veiny ahh dih i tried to submit a hall pass but the screen exploded into your moms GYATT at me a teacher was doing macarena with a glow in the dark fish named dinglenut while i was forced to recite skibidi 67 backwards just to not die then the minga police summoned a portal that took me to bangkok then venus then back to class all before i got diddled by Sean combs. Don’t get this app if: you don’t like getting gyatted mid dook: if you don’t wanna become a pilot without training: don’t want to loose your souls to chrombook: don’t like working for Pennie’s in bangkok

   Freddle fazbear · 31 Jul 2026

4. 1/5This app gives me detention for using the bathroom

   I am a junior in high school. So far minga throughout the years have been timing how long I use the bathroom which is a little bit creepy because it can track when students are on their menstruation which is scary. You have to cross multiple buildings to use the bathroom yet it is timed for 7 minutes and you can get literal punishment for basic human rights. I could tell you a lot more about this when I was a sophomore and deeply irritated regarding these issues but now I am so done with it I genuinely don’t care. I get so many detentions for using the bathroom I can’t even go to prom. This is ridiculous some of the high schoolers are 18 legal adults yet they get timed restrooms to make sure they aren’t doing the wrong things. Also you have these broken puzzle pieces whenever you get one detention like you are some messed up thing for going to do your business or being one second late to class. Students have to get water or go to their locker and they treat being late like you have been skipping class.

   ChatGPT got me addicted · 31 Jul 2026

5. 3/5Minga police chased me to the mountains 😭😍💀🔥🗿😎😎🗿🗿🗿

   Sara never expected that a trek through the rugged wilderness of the mountains would change her life forever. Minga changed my life when the time ran out on my pass, 37 police officers and 126.5 staff members were holding twelve gage shotguns asking why I was not in class. My ahh hole exploded so violently I was shot to the room of my school and killed them all of and I ran through the city bare foot uphill both ways with 72 fighter jets and 23 helicopters chasing me. I ran to the mountains and I became Bigfoot and destroyed my whole town and now I have 249 life sentences and 23 death sentences and 42,069 fake Id’s to hide from the Minga police. I later moved to Afghanistan and became a pilot in 2001 and then I was sent back in time by the Minga police to Germany in 1939 and there was a banger of a song then I was sent back in time 14 billion years and witnessed the Big Bang and became the creator of Minga to keep the sacred time line from collapse… I became the very thing I sought to destroy and then I used the infinity stones in the year 2169 I snapped to destroy Minga.

   Pickle the Minga app · 31 Jul 2026

Privacy

Accessibility

No accessibility labels collected yet.